Hermit Twins Found In Easy Chairs Three Years After Death

The recent discovery of the corpses of twin brothers have been found in their Chattanooga home by police on March 29th. Apparently, they were both found sitting next to each other in recliners where their bodies have been decomposing for three years.

The two men were identified as 63 year old Andrew and Anthony Johnson who died mysteriously three years ago. Due to their reclusive nature, neighbors didn’t think to check up on them and only saw the brothers occasionally tending to their yard wearing surgical masks.

‘I didn’t even know their names,’ said retiree Linda Maffett, who lived across the street.
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Squidwards Suicide

I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn’t paid of course, most internships aren’t, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it. Read more

Human Alien Hybrids Walk Among Us

image by beforeitsnews.com
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No extraterrestrial power shall take, possess, or manipulate human biological or genetic material for any purpose whatsoever.
– The Declaration of Human Sovereignty

Our genetic code is sacred. It’s what makes us human rather than something else. Humanity has just begun to explore the opportunities and dangers of this new power. How far will we go with it? What will a human being look like in 500 years? It’s anyone’s guess, but one thing’s for certain: humans should be firmly in control of our genetic destiny. This is sadly not the case today.
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